《♡》Tabula Rasa《♡》

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hello new pinned post cuz the other one fell off the face of the earth??

i redecorate and rename myself pretty often, but its still me!

hi! im Riz. im a 22 year old trans girl

i post fandom, funny memes, art, whatever i feel like

i have a side blog for specifically lesbian content @things-a-smoll-gay-bird-told-me

i now have a dedicated nsfw blog @slimegirl-selkie

i will spam ur notifs and i dont mind if u spam me back ^~^

feel free to message me or send asks i am chronically online and will respond almost immediately

Pinned Post selkie tag transgender if you remember when this was a tony stark blog im sorry i will be getting worse
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hawkeyedflame

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

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when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

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i find the implications hilarious:

  1. kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
  2. but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
  3. yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
  4. upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
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why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMA THAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!

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shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what's up

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#the best thing about kronk is that he is very very competent just at nothing in his actual job description #yzma keeps him around so she can be competent-passing in comparison but she is ALSO a dumbass! #dream team